MUST reaD it........

What is Tension?

A beautiful girl asks for a lift from you. On the way she faints and
you take her to hospital.

Doctor says 'Congrats. You are going to become a father.'


THAT'S IT. YOU GET TENSED.

You say - 'But that baby is not mine.'
Girl says - 'he is the father of my baby.'

YOU HAVE MORE TENSION.

The Police come and a DNA test is done. The Report comes, which says
that you can never become a father.

EVEN MORE TENSION FOR YOU.


Anyhow you thank God and return home. Then you think, "At home I
have 2 kids. Whose are those?"


THIS IS REAL TENSION.